Saturday, November 7, 2009

Five Things I've Taught My Daughters Over The Last 48 Hours

1. How to fold and scarf a slice of pepperoni pie in a crowded pizzaria.
2. How to successfully mime "eye drops" at the local Taiwanese drug store.
3. How to navigate a Chinese self service pump... compliment the ugly attendant on her cute shoes and she will help you.
4. How to make a living room tricycle obstacle course using lawn furniture and stuffed animals.
5. How to hold your breath and pray during a 6.0 earthquake while looking out the window of your 19th floor apartment.

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