Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Christmas Jokes Off the Top of My Head

Da Nang, Vietnam: December 31st, 2012:
The following are a bunch of silly jokes I thought up while jumping with my goofy daughters into the pool hours before a thunderstorm hit on New Year's Eve... just laugh!  Ok?

What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?
 
- The Fright before Christmas
If April showers bring May flowers, what do January blizzards bring?
 
- February Shivers!
What do you call Frosty the Snowman come May?
 
- The Yucky Puddle Boy
Where do reindeer go to dance?

-  Hoof Hops
What do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?

-Auld Lang Swine
Yep... if I were listening to these jokes, I'd curl up into a human burrito too.  Thanks, kid! 

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