resembled the point of a pin
so she had it made sharp,
and purchased a harp,
and played several tunes with a grin.
There was an old man who supposed
that the street door was partially closed;
but some very large rats
ate his coats and his hats,
while that futile old gentleman dozed.
A bather whose clothes were strewed
by strong winds that left her quite nude
saw a man come along
and unless I am wrong
you expected the last line to be lewd.
whose garments were always in patchez
when comments arose
on the state of her clothes
she replied, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez." -O. Nash
And let me the canakin clink, clink
and let me the canakin clink
a soldier's a man
a life's but a span
why, then, let a soldier drink. -Shakespeare, Othello